Hello, Darling.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
or you can just buy a carton of fucking egg whites for the same price as a dozen eggs yall are retarded
um
usually when you make a recipe that requires whites you make a complimentary recipe that requires yolks
i’ve only cooked/baked like a dozen times in my life and even i can tell you that
you couldn’t buy plain egg whites until a few years ago, when we entered the era of just throwing shit away with no regard for anything
what do you think they use, magic chickens that lay eggs with no yolks
yolks still get thrown away in the factory
if you separate them like a person who actually knows how to cook, you can do something with them
i challenge you to fine one trained chef who buys egg whites
understandable but your point is that you’re making a specific dish requiring both whites and the yolk but for the average person who is trying to get only the whites for the health benefit then just buy egg whites is what i’m trying to get across. i know plenty of people who buy whole eggs and just scoop out the yolk and throw it away which isn’t okay.
like i said, it literally does not matter. they get thrown away at the factory when you buy whites.
plus, most people separate eggs for cooking purposes, not health purposes. the health fad for egg whites is only a few years old. people have been separating eggs for cooking for centuries, for both whites and yolks.
which makes your assertion that people are somehow stupid for separating eggs pretty ridiculous. oh, and i forgot to compliment your use of a slur in that process. A+ ignorance there.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
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Whups
THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR
This must be an ad for something… but what?
I’m gonna guess and say paper towels
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How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
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so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
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LETS AGREE NEVER TO MENTION THIS FUCKING VIDEO EVER AGAIN
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Jared and Gen in Season 4 Gag Reel
aka actual footage of them falling in love
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If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.
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